O., in the beach house pool during a game of 'throw the squishy ball from the balcony into the pool'
"What!? Do you think I am a target or something? Do I have three circles on my face?"
N., adding to her birthday list:
"Mommy, can I please have a Camerican Goyl? The one I want is named Airabecca."
O., drying out his ears after a bath:
"What if a bug was in your ear and there was water in it? It would be a little hot tub for it! Gross, but fun!"
"What!? Do you think I am a target or something? Do I have three circles on my face?"
N., adding to her birthday list:
"Mommy, can I please have a Camerican Goyl? The one I want is named Airabecca."
O., drying out his ears after a bath:
"What if a bug was in your ear and there was water in it? It would be a little hot tub for it! Gross, but fun!"
N., contemplative on the play set:
"My favorite things in the whole world are swinging and swimming."
N:, refusing to eat more than two bites at any given sit down meal:
"I am all fulled up!"
O.'s all purpose mild swear/insult:
"Oh, Dinkle Don."
O.'s sometimes pet name for me: "Mrs. McGillicuddy"
O.'s sometimes pet name for J.: "Mr. Forgetti-O" (after he once forgot to take his water bottle to tee-ball practice.)
N., playing in the driveway:
"Isn't it a lovely day, today?"
O., singing a song:
"I'm a little teapot, hot and stiff." (Just glad he didn't continue on to the "then I spout" I may not have been able to keep a straight face.)
N., singing a song:
"Gitchee Gitchee Goo means I love you!"
N., after soccer practice:
"These shoe guards are killin' me. My feets are like raisins. But shoeguads and socks atect you from asquitos."
"These shoe guards are killin' me. My feets are like raisins. But shoeguads and socks atect you from asquitos."
N., in the backseat:
"Mommy, L. said 'Buuu-Ba.' He is trying to say Bulbasaur!"
"Mommy, L. said 'Buuu-Ba.' He is trying to say Bulbasaur!"
Another pet mild swear from O.:
"Those pesky zoning laws!"
"Those pesky zoning laws!"
O., finally tracking down a lost item in his room:
"I've got you by the tail feathers!"
"I've got you by the tail feathers!"
O., the less than convincing conveyor of sympathy to his sister, every time she is crying about some thing or another:
"Does someone need a hug???"
"Does someone need a hug???"
O., the charmer:
"Yes, Mother. Whatever you say, Mother. From now on, I'm going to do everything you ask!"
"Yes, Mother. Whatever you say, Mother. From now on, I'm going to do everything you ask!"
N., giggling under the covers at bedtime:
"Mommy, do you know what my favorite chips is? Cheetos! I was just laying here thinking about Cheetos!" (giggling continues for a good five minutes, interrupted by the occasional exclamation: "Cheetos!")
"Mommy, do you know what my favorite chips is? Cheetos! I was just laying here thinking about Cheetos!" (giggling continues for a good five minutes, interrupted by the occasional exclamation: "Cheetos!")
2 comments:
I'm still laughing about Mrs. Mcgillicuddy.
And the little tea pot.
I love kid speak.
"Gross, but fun." So true! About so many things in life!
And hot, stiff teapots? Now that's the way the song ought to be sung! ;)
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